Τρίτη, 27 Νοεμβρίου 2007

Chuck Norris Facts - Μια πραματεία πάνω στον πολλές φορές παγκόσμιο πρωτταθλητή του καράτε

“Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.”

Αυτή η πρόταση εμπεριέχει όλη την ουσία του θρύλου που ονομάζεται Chuck Norris. Εάν έχει τύχει να δείτε την σειρά “Walker, Texas Ranger”, όπου ο ίδιος πρωταγωνιστεί, γράφει, δέρνει, κάνει παραγωγή, μιλάει, σκηνοθετεί, θα καταλάβετε ακόμα περισσότερα. Και για ακόμη περισσότερα επισκεφτείτε το http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Μερικά...

"A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states."

"When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris."

"Chuck Norris can divide by zero."

"For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one."

"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."

"It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes."

"Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink."

"Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous."

"If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever."

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